Tired of fitness gurus, miracle pills, and 5 a.m. workouts?
 
“How to Grow Your Schlong Even If You’re a Lazy Fat F#ck” is your hilariously honest guide to improving blood flow, confidence, and bedroom performance - without leaving the couch.
Packed with lazy-friendly “exercises,” snack upgrades, and unapologetic humor, this book turns self-improvement into a comedy routine.
 
No gym. No stress. No kale. Just snacks, naps, and a few secret squeezes.