Store Policy
aka “The Boring But Important Stuff”
All prices show in the store’s main currency. If your bank charges extra for conversions, yell at them, not us.
Taxes and customs fees are your responsibility.
Orders that look suspicious (like 10 copies shipped to “Banana Island”) might be canceled for safety.
Everything in the book — words, jokes, laziness — belongs to us.
Returns & Refunds
The “Don’t Be That Guy” Section -
All books are printed on demand — made just for you, fresh off the press. That means no returns for “I changed my mind,” “I ordered it after midnight,” or “my cat didn’t like it.” Once it’s printed, it’s officially yours, baby.
If your order shows up damaged, misprinted, or looks like it’s been through a wild postal party, send us a photo within a few days and we’ll sort it out. We don’t argue, we don’t gaslight — we just fix things when they’re actually broken.
Refunds happen only when something’s genuinely wrong — not because Mercury’s in retrograde or your couch swallowed your motivation.
Shipping fees, customs, and taxes are usually non-refundable, because sadly, life doesn’t come with a “reverse charge” button.
So double-check your details before you order, and rest easy knowing your lazy masterpiece is on its way.
If we mess up, we fix it.
If you mess up… take a nap and order again.
Payment Methods
Payments are processed securely through our checkout — we accept major credit and debit cards, PayPal, Apple Pay and Google Pay.